My wife took a picture of me taking a selfie. It was only later that we saw the interesting fold in my pants.

Posted Aug 28, 2021 4:23:01 PM

In a brief lapse in judgement, I asked what’s the difference between left and right tampons were.

Posted Aug 28, 2021 8:08:02 AM

[OC] expecting

Posted Aug 28, 2021 6:23:03 AM

Daughter was told to write about something she likes.

Posted Aug 28, 2021 6:23:02 AM

my phone created a "good eats" album and it included my dog wrapped in a tortilla blanket

Posted Aug 28, 2021 3:38:02 AM

Even blankets get angry

Posted Aug 28, 2021 12:53:02 AM

Handing in this resignation letter today

Posted Aug 27, 2021 5:38:01 PM

Saw this yesterday. He did not enjoy what I showed him.

Posted Aug 27, 2021 12:08:01 PM

Definitely not haunted!

Posted Aug 27, 2021 7:38:02 AM

Dr Zeuss, mythological children's author

Posted Aug 27, 2021 5:23:01 AM

damn he has a nice skilled unluck

Posted Aug 27, 2021 3:08:01 AM

My mom’s electric car says it needs an oil change.

Posted Aug 27, 2021 12:53:03 AM

Salary and Benefits

Posted Aug 27, 2021 12:53:02 AM

Good point.

Posted Aug 26, 2021 1:38:02 PM

Seems legit

Posted Aug 26, 2021 6:08:02 AM like a sir!

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