Don't call them "pants".

Posted Dec 29, 2021 7:25:01 AM

So it begins, Artificial Intelligence has now started to whittle down the human population.

Posted Dec 29, 2021 3:10:03 AM

My wife made me a coffee table book for Christmas. All quotes out of context she has been collecting while listening to me gaming with the buds online from another room in the house. Link to the book in the comments.

Posted Dec 29, 2021 3:10:01 AM

I photoshopped an armadillo and a doe together

Posted Dec 28, 2021 11:40:01 AM

Are we a joke to you?

Posted Dec 28, 2021 1:40:01 AM

I really need one of these nearby

Posted Dec 27, 2021 4:42:01 PM

Wife has run out of ideas.

Posted Dec 27, 2021 11:12:04 AM

Yet another year as the last unmarried in the family.

Posted Dec 27, 2021 7:42:01 AM

These little spawns of Evil [OC]

Posted Dec 27, 2021 1:42:01 AM

Can’t figure out what the bottom left warning means

Posted Dec 27, 2021 12:10:05 AM

Girlfriend’s entire family are vegetarian. Time to unleash chaos.

Posted Dec 27, 2021 12:10:03 AM

Found out why my wife is in such a good mood since weeks: she is smokin' crack. So sad.

Posted Dec 27, 2021 12:10:02 AM

Today, James Webb telescope switched on camera to acquire 1st image from deep space

Posted Dec 27, 2021 12:10:01 AM

Went to see the fam for Xmas and had heartburn. "There's some Tums in the medicine cabinet." The fuck?!?

Posted Dec 26, 2021 7:40:01 PM

last year I forgot to get batteries for my niece’s toy so this year she got me this

Posted Dec 26, 2021 8:12:02 AM like a sir!

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