My son asked the elf to bring him a Nintendo switch. He found this in his stocking this morning and was sorely disappointed. He is now drawing a picture for the elf, trying to help him know what he really wanted.
Posted Dec 14, 2018 9:27:02 PM
Harry and Marv gave up being the Wet Bandits and now make an honest living by building Jeeps.
Posted Dec 14, 2018 5:07:02 PM
My buddy puts up billboards for a living and is an avid disc golfer, so a group of of local discers pooled together enough money to pull this prank. He had no idea until he finished putting the billboard up.
Posted Dec 14, 2018 4:07:01 AM
Don't forget to wear your seatbelt, ladies.
Posted Dec 14, 2018 1:57:01 AM
This is what happens when you take the ice tray out of a freezer with an automatic ice maker
Posted Dec 13, 2018 9:37:01 PM
Posted Dec 13, 2018 7:27:02 PM
My husband Ian insisted that our new puppy Nala get her own stocking. I thought it was sweet until I realized he had ulterior motives..
Posted Dec 13, 2018 1:07:01 PM
I try to capture the essence of raising boys in our Christmas cards. Now they have a baby sister. Here they are.
Posted Dec 13, 2018 4:27:02 AM
Posted Dec 13, 2018 2:22:01 AM
Just $3 fellas
Posted Dec 13, 2018 12:07:02 AM
This sign in my kid’s elementary school fills me with nihilistic joy.
Posted Dec 12, 2018 9:57:02 PM
I got a toy truck
Posted Dec 12, 2018 5:37:01 PM
I hired a trainer for my newly-hatched bearded dragons.
Posted Dec 12, 2018 11:07:02 AM
I demand a parley with the captain
Posted Dec 12, 2018 6:52:06 AM
My GF sent me this while I was on the toilet.
Posted Dec 12, 2018 6:52:02 AM