My son asked the elf to bring him a Nintendo switch. He found this in his stocking this morning and was sorely disappointed. He is now drawing a picture for the elf, trying to help him know what he really wanted.

Posted Dec 14, 2018 9:27:02 PM


Harry and Marv gave up being the Wet Bandits and now make an honest living by building Jeeps.

Posted Dec 14, 2018 5:07:02 PM


My buddy puts up billboards for a living and is an avid disc golfer, so a group of of local discers pooled together enough money to pull this prank. He had no idea until he finished putting the billboard up.

Posted Dec 14, 2018 4:07:01 AM


Don't forget to wear your seatbelt, ladies.

Posted Dec 14, 2018 1:57:01 AM


This is what happens when you take the ice tray out of a freezer with an automatic ice maker

Posted Dec 13, 2018 9:37:01 PM


Fucking brilliant.

Posted Dec 13, 2018 7:27:02 PM


My husband Ian insisted that our new puppy Nala get her own stocking. I thought it was sweet until I realized he had ulterior motives..

Posted Dec 13, 2018 1:07:01 PM


I try to capture the essence of raising boys in our Christmas cards. Now they have a baby sister. Here they are.

Posted Dec 13, 2018 4:27:02 AM


Bathroom graffiti

Posted Dec 13, 2018 2:22:01 AM


Just $3 fellas

Posted Dec 13, 2018 12:07:02 AM


This sign in my kid’s elementary school fills me with nihilistic joy.

Posted Dec 12, 2018 9:57:02 PM


I got a toy truck

Posted Dec 12, 2018 5:37:01 PM


I hired a trainer for my newly-hatched bearded dragons.

Posted Dec 12, 2018 11:07:02 AM


I demand a parley with the captain

Posted Dec 12, 2018 6:52:06 AM


My GF sent me this while I was on the toilet.

Posted Dec 12, 2018 6:52:02 AM


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