I may have underestimated how tall an 18” bed frame + box springs + mattress + topper is…

Posted Jan 20, 2022 11:40:01 AM


The person who gave me the booster shot put the bandage in the wrong spot.

Posted Jan 20, 2022 12:25:01 AM


Genie. [OC]

Posted Jan 19, 2022 4:55:03 AM


I wish

Posted Jan 19, 2022 4:55:01 AM


Meanwhile in Canada

Posted Jan 19, 2022 3:10:01 AM


With great power ...

Posted Jan 19, 2022 12:10:02 AM


Some of my wife’s clothes require lvl 100 folding and I am only a meager lvl 68. Help.

Posted Jan 18, 2022 9:42:00 PM


Ladies and Gentlemen, my wife.

Posted Jan 18, 2022 7:42:01 PM


Michelin Guide

Posted Jan 18, 2022 2:40:01 PM


Irony.

Posted Jan 18, 2022 10:42:01 AM


Did he always wear a cross around his neck??

Posted Jan 18, 2022 2:42:01 AM


The Teacher Pet

Posted Jan 18, 2022 12:25:01 AM


Someone loves my restaurant's ranch a bit much

Posted Jan 17, 2022 11:42:01 PM


My microwave just called me a child for hitting on its top for 4 times ‘cuz the timer was all screwed up.

Posted Jan 17, 2022 10:12:01 PM


Ditto

Posted Jan 17, 2022 7:10:01 PM


Rofl.nu like a sir!

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