Free hug
Posted Jun 7, 2018 12:34:03 AM
How I like to spend my day at the beach
Posted Jun 6, 2018 8:04:03 PM
Stop Killing Gingers..
Posted Jun 6, 2018 8:04:02 PM
My wife sent me our son's music results with the comment "I can think of, like, 7 ex-boyfriends who needed a scoresheet like this"!
Posted Jun 6, 2018 9:19:02 AM
Warning in advance.
Posted Jun 6, 2018 6:34:01 AM
I’m gonna have to try that
Posted Jun 6, 2018 4:23:02 AM
Damn illegal aliens stealing our jobs.
Posted Jun 6, 2018 12:04:06 AM
You better have Mickey's Money.
Posted Jun 6, 2018 12:04:05 AM
Due the truckers manifestations, brazilian gas stations are out of gasoline. That’s how the pizza guy came to my neighbour’s house.
Posted Jun 6, 2018 12:04:04 AM
Fortune cookie
Posted Jun 6, 2018 12:04:04 AM
My kid's grounded so she had to help power wash the deck. I came back to this. Grounding extended.
Posted Jun 6, 2018 12:04:02 AM
This eight-year-old is going places
Posted Jun 6, 2018 12:04:01 AM
Smooth
Posted Jun 5, 2018 9:53:02 PM
We have a wallpaper forest on one of the walls at work. I wonder how long till the boss notices my upgrade.
Posted Jun 5, 2018 5:34:02 PM
That makes total sense!
Posted Jun 5, 2018 11:04:01 AM
Rofl.nu like a sir!
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