My local supermarket has a giant roomba. "His" name is Marty and he detects spills including the blood it will shed once it becomes sentient.
Posted Apr 3, 2019 6:11:01 AM
Had to make a birthday cake for my Canadian friend
Posted Apr 3, 2019 1:56:01 AM
Got a new scarf at CVS
Posted Apr 2, 2019 10:41:02 AM
Completely unprompted, my son cut a paper spider out and taped it inside my wife's lampshade and I've never been more proud.
Posted Apr 1, 2019 9:41:06 PM
My high school gov teacher put himself on a cover of Forbes and read it on a plane while he sat in first class for the first time in his life.
Posted Apr 1, 2019 9:41:05 PM
I photoshopped a shark and manatee together and he is my son, my legacy, my prodigy: the Manatark
Posted Apr 1, 2019 7:36:01 PM
Posted Apr 1, 2019 5:26:01 PM
The best piece of bathroom graffiti
Posted Apr 1, 2019 2:11:02 AM
Posted Apr 1, 2019 12:06:02 AM
the anthem of an era
Posted Mar 31, 2019 5:36:01 PM
I'm sure we've all been there Dylan
Posted Mar 31, 2019 3:26:01 PM
The infamous right turn
Posted Mar 31, 2019 4:41:02 AM
As you watch her hammer back 108 beers
Posted Mar 31, 2019 2:36:02 AM
You son of a bitch....
Posted Mar 31, 2019 2:36:01 AM
What the shell are YOU looking at?
Posted Mar 31, 2019 12:26:02 AM