Free hug

Posted Jun 7, 2018 12:34:03 AM

How I like to spend my day at the beach

Posted Jun 6, 2018 8:04:03 PM

Stop Killing Gingers..

Posted Jun 6, 2018 8:04:02 PM

My wife sent me our son's music results with the comment "I can think of, like, 7 ex-boyfriends who needed a scoresheet like this"!

Posted Jun 6, 2018 9:19:02 AM

Warning in advance.

Posted Jun 6, 2018 6:34:01 AM

I’m gonna have to try that

Posted Jun 6, 2018 4:23:02 AM

Damn illegal aliens stealing our jobs.

Posted Jun 6, 2018 12:04:06 AM

You better have Mickey's Money.

Posted Jun 6, 2018 12:04:05 AM

Due the truckers manifestations, brazilian gas stations are out of gasoline. That’s how the pizza guy came to my neighbour’s house.

Posted Jun 6, 2018 12:04:04 AM

Fortune cookie

Posted Jun 6, 2018 12:04:04 AM

My kid's grounded so she had to help power wash the deck. I came back to this. Grounding extended.

Posted Jun 6, 2018 12:04:02 AM

This eight-year-old is going places

Posted Jun 6, 2018 12:04:01 AM


Posted Jun 5, 2018 9:53:02 PM

We have a wallpaper forest on one of the walls at work. I wonder how long till the boss notices my upgrade.

Posted Jun 5, 2018 5:34:02 PM

That makes total sense!

Posted Jun 5, 2018 11:04:01 AM like a sir!

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