I mailed my sister one square of toilet paper and it was delivered.

Posted Jan 6, 2022 4:40:02 AM


My pizza never arrived and they asked for photographic proof.

Posted Jan 6, 2022 12:40:01 AM


floridians as soon as it reaches 60 degrees

Posted Jan 6, 2022 12:25:03 AM


Eddie Murphy at the premiere of Purple Rain, 1984.

Posted Jan 6, 2022 12:25:02 AM


Have you ever loved Walmart so much that you had your literal wedding there? No? Well, they did...

Posted Jan 6, 2022 12:25:02 AM


Today I fucked up

Posted Jan 5, 2022 9:12:03 PM


Chris was ahead of his time...

Posted Jan 5, 2022 8:42:01 AM


Queen Elizabeth feeding baby velociraptors 155 million years ago. Damn nature is crazy.

Posted Jan 5, 2022 4:25:02 AM


Betty White would love this graphic CNBC just put up

Posted Jan 5, 2022 1:12:04 AM


Lift your glass tonight

Posted Jan 5, 2022 1:12:04 AM


Good thing I checked the reviews before buying for my daughter

Posted Jan 5, 2022 1:12:03 AM


Marketing in Sweden

Posted Jan 4, 2022 11:10:01 PM


Dutch can’t be a serious language

Posted Jan 4, 2022 7:55:01 PM


The old are often a well of wisdom

Posted Jan 4, 2022 5:12:02 PM


First 3 trillion dollars company

Posted Jan 4, 2022 11:55:02 AM


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