I mailed my sister one square of toilet paper and it was delivered.
Posted Jan 6, 2022 4:40:02 AM
My pizza never arrived and they asked for photographic proof.
Posted Jan 6, 2022 12:40:01 AM
floridians as soon as it reaches 60 degrees
Posted Jan 6, 2022 12:25:03 AM
Eddie Murphy at the premiere of Purple Rain, 1984.
Posted Jan 6, 2022 12:25:02 AM
Have you ever loved Walmart so much that you had your literal wedding there? No? Well, they did...
Posted Jan 6, 2022 12:25:02 AM
Today I fucked up
Posted Jan 5, 2022 9:12:03 PM
Chris was ahead of his time...
Posted Jan 5, 2022 8:42:01 AM
Queen Elizabeth feeding baby velociraptors 155 million years ago. Damn nature is crazy.
Posted Jan 5, 2022 4:25:02 AM
Betty White would love this graphic CNBC just put up
Posted Jan 5, 2022 1:12:04 AM
Lift your glass tonight
Posted Jan 5, 2022 1:12:04 AM
Good thing I checked the reviews before buying for my daughter
Posted Jan 5, 2022 1:12:03 AM
Marketing in Sweden
Posted Jan 4, 2022 11:10:01 PM
Dutch can’t be a serious language
Posted Jan 4, 2022 7:55:01 PM
The old are often a well of wisdom
Posted Jan 4, 2022 5:12:02 PM
First 3 trillion dollars company
Posted Jan 4, 2022 11:55:02 AM
Rofl.nu like a sir!
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